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Bacon and Sausage A man was frying a piece of sausage and a piece of bacon in a large frying pan. The man left the room, and the bacon stood up and said, to no one in particular, "Man, it's hot in here!!" The he laid back down, and it made a sizzle sound. Then, out if no where, the sausage stood up. He looked around and said, to the bacon, "I know what you mean!" Then he laid back down, and it made a sizzle sound. Immediately the bacon stood up and started screaming bloody murder. "What's wrong?" asked the sausage, who was now standing back up. The piece of bacon stopped screaming just long enough to say, "TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!!!!!"