سه تا ترك كه دير به قطار رسيده بودند، دنبال قطار دويدند. دو تا از آنها با زحمت سوار قطار شدند. آخري كه به قطار نرسيده بود، ايستاد و شروع كرد به خنديدن. از او پرسيدند: حالا كه از دوستانت عقب افتاده‌اي چرا مي‌خندي؟ او گفت: آخر من مسافر بودم و آنها براي بدرقه آمده بودند!

جوک بعدی

COMPUTER TECHNICIAN NIGHTMARE One of the highest ranking officers in my company phoned to say his screen was black on his laptop. I asked him to try to press the function key that swaps to an external monitor to no avail. After asking about power lights and disk accesses I decided to go to his office and take a look. When I was handed his laptop, the screen came away in my hands. He dropped it and smashed the hinges. When I asked why he didn't say that the screen was snapped off, he replied that he didn't think it was important.